Wednesday, October 29, 2008

What the D.U.F.F.???

Sometimes I feel like such a fuddy duddy because I'm so out of the loop on today's slang. I just recently became aware of an acronym that is apparently common knowledge:

D.U.F.F.

I've heard this expression being thrown around alot lately, but I had no idea what the hell it meant. Eventually my curiousity get the best of me, and looked it up in my trusty Urban Dictionary. These were my findings:

D.U.F.F.=Designated Ugly Fat Friend

1.
Often in many large groups of women (usually adolecents) there will be a D.U.F.F. as a means to look better by comparison.

I only hang out with her becuase I need a D.U.F.F., otherwise, she'd be, so, history.


2.
The cock-blocking friend of the hot chick you're trying to hook up with, often the target of the wingman.

I was totally in with this chick and then her D.U.F.F. totally cock-blocked me! -or- I'll take her, while you distract her D.U.F.F.!

Who thought of this shit?

I did a little more research on the D.U.F.F. Theory and found this:



I wouldn't suggest watching the entire video because this negro is a total douche, but the first 30 seconds pretty much surmise the D.U.F.F. Theory.

Here's another video. According to this guy, every group has a D.U.F.F. Not just girls. I wouldn't suggest watching this in its entirety either. I didn't.


So anyway, my question is if there's anyone out there--guy or girl--who believes in this theory? I know you don't want to come off as a douchebag, but I'm curious. Do you have a D.U.F.F.? Or better yet, are you a D.U.F.F.?

13 comments:

Jaded said...

Honestly, if you need to associate with people who YOU think aren't as attractive as you to make yourself look better then: (a)you aren't that good looking (cause if you were you wouldn't need a cover) (b) you have shitty self esteem an (c)you are a huge douche bag lol. (not you).

All my friends are super pretty...i wouldn't have it any other way.

Jada said...

Co-signs with Jaded.

Bloggal said...

@ jada and jaded: agreed! this shit had me trippin. that's pretty messed up on the girls' end. you expect something like that from a guy, but...hmm.

i think this phenomenon is more present in white circles than in black. cause we all know their definition of 'fat' is quite different from ours.

lol @ jaded "you are a huge douchebag" haha

clnmike said...

Lol, I never heard the term we just call them blockers.

Bloggal said...

uh huh, that's what i thought too lol

Sexxy Luv said...

That is so sad and mean! I have cousins who are larger then normal i wonder if guys refer to them as a D.U.F.F when they play my body guard.....interesting.

Latoya said...

wow I never heard of this but very interesting. I dont have a D.U.F.F and niether am I one D.U.F.F...

Thats just fcuked up to even consider a person as a D.U.F.F....SMH

I dont believe in this krazy mean theory

Bloggal said...

@ sexxy luv and toya: i know, this is incredibly mean. and that sad part is i actually HEAR guys say use the term. never heard a female use it though.

Teems said...

Ironically I was looking at someone's Halloween pics from last year and they were a D.U.F.F.! I was like WTF?!? lol

They had D.U.F.F. on their hat and shire with a bunch of beer cans around them. (Yes, they were white).

Funny you should write about this because I was wondering. Just never looked into it. Thanks! lol

Bloggal said...

@ teems: LMFAO!!! see, it's the white boys. they're the only ones i ever hear use it. lol funny coincidence.

@ qucifer: Yay! the first chick to own her D.U.F.F.ness. this is why i love you QQ.

but surely you're only a D.U.F.F. in the cockblocking sense cause you're not fat/ugly. gtfo of here if you say you're either or, bitch.

Anonymous said...

you draw your own conclusion I AM the biggest chick I hang with apparently AND I'm cunty AND I'm bitchy AND I pull dudes off of them

DUn DUN DUN!

SEE!

RunGirl. said...

That's crazy. The things clear people come up with ...

(clear = term i learned at jaded's)

Bloggal said...

i get it, much more politically correct lol

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