Wednesday, December 10, 2008

The Date Rape Christmas Song



This is by far one of my favorite Christmas songs. A real classic.

But.....

Is it just me, or is this song a tad bit rapish?


I really can't stay - Baby it's cold outside
I've got to go away - Baby it's cold outside
This evening has been - Been hoping that you'd drop in
So very nice - I'll hold your hands, they're just like ice
My mother will start to worry - Beautiful, what's your hurry
My father will be pacing the floor - Listen to the fireplace roar
So really I'd better scurry - Beautiful, please don't hurry well
Maybe just a half a drink more - Put some music on while I pour

The neighbors might think - Baby, it's bad out there
Say, what's in this drink - No cabs to be had out there
I wish I knew how - Your eyes are like starlight now
To break this spell - I'll take your hat, your hair looks swell
I ought to say no, no, no, sir - Mind if I move a little closer
At least I'm gonna say that I tried - What's the sense in hurting my pride
I really can't stay - Baby don't hold out
Ahh, but it's cold outside


I simply must go - Baby, it's cold outside
The answer is no - Ooh baby, it's cold outside
This welcome has been - I'm lucky that you dropped in
So nice and warm -- Look out the window at that storm
My sister will be suspicious - Man, your lips look so delicious
My brother will be there at the door - Waves upon a tropical shore
My maiden aunt's mind is vicious - Gosh your lips look delicious

Well maybe just a half a drink more - Never such a blizzard before

I've got to go home - Oh, baby, you'll freeze out there
Say, lend me your comb - It's up to your knees out there
You've really been grand - Your eyes are like starlight now
But don't you see - How can you do this thing to me
There's bound to be talk tomorrow - Making my life long sorrow
At least there will be plenty implied - If you caught pneumonia and died (WTF??)
I really can't stay - Get over that hold out
Ahh, but it's cold outside

4 comments:

Charles said...

You know, I've always thought the same thing....its more than a tad 'rapish'. I like this song too....but it comes a distant second to Donny Hathaway's This Christmas.

Liking your blog picture too.

-Charles

Muze said...

um, wow.

lolol.

mad date rapish.

Qucifer said...

LOL I ADORE this song but every time I hear it I go DAMMMMNNN Nigga wishing death on a bitch much??? then I says Nina throw him some chonies

chinkii™ said...

lmfaooo

I know i commented mad times but deadass

me and my sisters make this song into a rap song.. change around the lyrics and act it out..

" i really can't stay"

"bitch i got ya car keys"

"i gotta go home"

"you live here now"
haha

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