Sunday, December 14, 2008

"What Do These Bitches Want From a Nigga?"

This is why I deactivate Facebook about twice a week. This was in my News Feed today. A note called "What Do These Bitches Want From a Nigga?"

Females recently have had me trying to figure out the age old question "what do these bitches want from a nigga?" But i truely believe that we as men will never really know the answer. Now im not calling all females bitches thats just the name of the song so im gonna roll with it, BUT there are some true bitches out there some male some female but i digress from that topic. Anyways, i really dont understand the female race, especially with these songs that they listen to and praise like its the holy bible such as "Single Ladies" "If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it" ummmm no, not at all! Is that not preaching for a premature marriage? Or since i didnt give you a ring i guess i dont like you. Then you want to be treated like a lady but why are you in the club singing and dancing to "Bust it Baby" do you know what that is? Incase you dont let me clarify "She is adapt at talking dirty without prompting. She is unusually skilled at fellatio, and "throwing it back" when she is given "back shots." Basically, she is the woman you would kill everyone one on the Earth for because her coochie is so good you go partially blind after you hit it the first time"(UrbanDictionary.com) why would you wanna be "That Girl". Then theres "Bust Your Windows" by Jazmine Sullivan, Damn it if you break my windows ima break you, thats all i have to say about that. And Females, dont think for a minute that your irraplacable either...... So you wanna be "Independent" Which is perfectly fine with me i support it 100% But if i offer you something and you say "No i dont need your help with that" dont be suprised if i dont jump at the oppurinity to help you with it later. "If you were a boy" then you would understand why we do the shit we do. Stop choosing to hang around guys that you know arent worth anything thinking you can change they ways and when you cant act like you didnt know it was gonna happen. Dont get me wrong I love Women, a few of my bestfriends are ladies but DAMN ya'll can be annoying and confusing. Ok now that thats out of the way, whats with women using sex and pregnancy for power? Why must girls do that shit? That shit aint funny, Mr. Houston and I will speak on that very very soon. Anyways im done for now.

And a few comments on the note:

"Nigga u are my role model lol"

"Now of course diffrent women want diffrent things but for the sake of this discussion I will be very basic with this. So women just want a puppet slave! Sounds funny but its true. They want him to do everything under the sun for them but they still wanna be able to do whatever they want whenever they want, while the man sits at home and waits."

"very insightful..."


..... O_o

I'm not saying shit. I'll let you ladies speak for me.

P.S.

Dear "Niggas": please DO NOT comment on this post. Especially if you've got some ignorant ass co-signing shit to say. Please believe that your comment will be devoured and then deleted.

Dear Fellas: if you'd like to show us ladies that you're not all dumb useless fucks, please, do try.

25 comments:

Deutlich said...

as far as I'm concerned? all men are dumb fucks

clnmike said...

Eerrrrr.....sounds like a young cat who has been watching a little too much music videos and listening to too many songs on the radio.

He does raise some valid points like how some women send mixed singles.

Dope Fiend said...

umhmmmmmmmmmmmms dude has DEFINATELY been infront of the BET screen for too long!


he's young and dumb, cut him some slack he though he was being overly deep. o.O lol

Video Vix[o]n said...

as a dude, i really hate "niggas" that have had some bad relationships with females and feels thats its useless to understand them or know them.

"Dont get me wrong I love women, a few of my best friends are ladies..."
Thats sounds like a white person saying "i'm not racist because i have black friends," SMH.

I'm not going to lie, sometimes i don't understand girls, but i'm not going to say some ignant shit like that without taking the time to actually get to know them.

people like this mofo makes the nice guys like me trying to do the right thing look bad. never ends.

karrie b. said...

i guess if being the nice guy means fucking everyone in kings county raw when you have the girl you're dating thinking she's the only one...

well bring onnnnnnnnnn the nice guys! woooooooooot!!!!! i need me one of those.

-kb

Charles said...

While I don't necessarily like his approach and the forum, or the tact or language....or anything about the post really...he does bring up some seemingly valid, if not immature points. I think he's been in front of the tv or listening to the radio too much and his mid is slightly polluted...
But while not discrediting him entirely, there's alot of conflicting music right now geared towards and created by women. I'm not really going to speak on it, but the facebook post certainly wasn't necessary.

Personally, I'd like to be ruled as the exception to Deutlich's rule...along with some other people I know.

Bloggal said...

@ deutlich: honestly, i have to agree. but i didn't want to offend any non-douchey guys out there and try not to make generalizations. i'd be just as bad as this fucker.

@ clnmike: any valid point this fool made was cancelled out by the idiocy of the rest of his statements. period.

@ dope fiend: that's the funny part. tried to be deep and came off looking like a straight douche bag. and three stooges need to get drop kicked in the mouth for worshipping his dumb ass. "very insightful..." my ass. ugh. can you tell i'm mad? lol

@ vv: i'm so sorry that guys like these give nice guys like YOU such a bad name. it must be hard out there for you.

@ karrie b: isn't it funny how sincere people can come off through text? ^^^ (heheh)

Bloggal said...

@ charles: dude, to be honest, you're one of my few male readers that i respect (shout out to brother's blog). what you say has substance. and even when you have something controversial to say, you BACK IT UP. that's my whole issue with this note. it's ignorant without reason. anything i COULD'VE taken from it is completely negated by all of his generalizations. there was simply no point for this note.

Qucifer said...

GODDAMN IF THAT IS NOT THE STUPIDEST SHIT BEGOTTEN THIS WHOLE FUCKING YEAR!!!



Fucking Idiotic ass "men" that shouldn't be allowed the privilege of having a penis.... Boo! prolly would make terrible eunuchs too BOOOOOOOO!!

karrie b. said...

shit like this just makes me wish muhfuggas were sterlised.

having a penis IS indeed a privelege, cause y'all dont even know how to act with it. this is the reason women in power scare the shit outta men. they're afraid of losing their hard-on's.

the witches of eastwick got me conjuring up muhfucking theories and revelations about men and their fucking pointless ass penis'. fucking loser ass wastes of skin some of you are.

-kb

Bloggal said...

@ qq: the dumbest shit you've heard all year? dang, they deserve a medal for that.

so true, so true...i'm not gonna lie, i had to look up the word 'eunuch' (LMAO!) and damn near fell outta my chair when i did.

@ karrie: "fucking loser ass wastes of skin some of you are."

::blinks hard three times::

...i sooo give up.

you know, until yall pointed it out, i hadn't even thought of penis as a privilege. but it really is true. and all of these asswipes are abusing that privilege every damn day. they're degracing manhood, seriously.

Qucifer said...

um like, Do you know however many times I can make it "there" from sex?????



It IS a privilege to get me that way that damned many times

Tuotierugif >^..^<© said...

Boy's who think their "men" and saying some intelligent just KILL me!!! lol

chinkii™ said...

holy smackrel..

I'm really lost.. is he like..
semi gay?

all those songs he listed, he took the literal sense of the song.

Single Ladies - we been together for years and you still tryna pull that carmelo anthony 'eternal engagement"

Bust It Baby - never listened to it cause I hate yung berg.

If I Were a Boy - its not called if you were a man. a boy. child. dummy. and no it's not an excuse to act an asshole.

Etcetera... i have little words...
just listen to them fellas..

:D

karrie b. said...

chinkii: i SO LOVE that you confused plies with yung berg...

just proves how unimportant these fool ass niggers are in the grand scheme of things.

-kb

Eb the Celeb said...

really though... all women are the same... you can just put them in a box like that... he sounds like a nigga that fell in love with a stripper... that tried to turn a hoe into a house wife, that got pussy whooped and was mad that she just wasnt that into him...

strangetimes said...

I had to stop reading the "What these b******" post, because my head started to hurt. Then, I went back and read it again.

LOL - I have to believe that this guy is more intelligent that he really is and is deliberately posting something ignorant to get a rise out of people. Otherwise, I would just feel inescapeably sad

Skinny Black Girl said...

And THIS is why BET is bad for you, ladies and gentlemen...

strangetimes said...

@ Skinny Black Girl:

"Rucus, we have a saying here at BET - We hate black people."

clnmike said...

Well I am sure thats the last time that cat opens up to some one, lol.

Skinny Black Girl said...

Girl, you made me have to do a short blog post on this! Lol.

http://skinnyblackgirl.wordpress.com/2008/12/15/its-only-entertainment/

Bloggal said...

@ qq: okay??? i have better sex with myself than i've ever had with ANY dude...and i don't even care if that's too much information.

@ tuot: isn't it hilarious? i mean, he really thought he was saying something lol.

@ chinkii: holy mackrel, you said "holy mackrel"...LMAO!

so true though, he really did take this songs extreemmmmeeely literally. like, who does that? really. it's just a song.

@ kb: lol, i hadn't even peeped that. yung berg, yung jeezy, yung bow wow...whatevs lol.

@ eb: hehe, i love you for this. bravo.

@ strangetimes: turns out he WAS trying to stir things up. but i don't think allllll of that was necessary.

@ skinny: you said it. bet is clearly rotting that young man's brain...great post, by the way!

@ clnmike: well, he doesn't about all the backlash he's getting over hear so it looks like he's going to just continue to go around saying igonorant mess like this.

@

YoungBlackBeauty said...

Im str8 on whoever wrote this note and the ignorant ass comments that followed.

Brothers Blog said...

Yeah tried to come off as deep. And maybe he could have pulled it off and made his points seem valid. However, if all your research comes from the 106 & Park countdown...

It's null and void!!

Kofi Bofah said...

Such venom in here.

Too much venom.

Your labels are funny though.

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