"What Do These Bitches Want From a Nigga?"

This is why I deactivate Facebook about twice a week. This was in my News Feed today. A note called "What Do These Bitches Want From a Nigga?"

Females recently have had me trying to figure out the age old question "what do these bitches want from a nigga?" But i truely believe that we as men will never really know the answer. Now im not calling all females bitches thats just the name of the song so im gonna roll with it, BUT there are some true bitches out there some male some female but i digress from that topic. Anyways, i really dont understand the female race, especially with these songs that they listen to and praise like its the holy bible such as "Single Ladies" "If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it" ummmm no, not at all! Is that not preaching for a premature marriage? Or since i didnt give you a ring i guess i dont like you. Then you want to be treated like a lady but why are you in the club singing and dancing to "Bust it Baby" do you know what that is? Incase you dont let me clarify "She is adapt at talking dirty without prompting. She is unusually skilled at fellatio, and "throwing it back" when she is given "back shots." Basically, she is the woman you would kill everyone one on the Earth for because her coochie is so good you go partially blind after you hit it the first time"(UrbanDictionary.com) why would you wanna be "That Girl". Then theres "Bust Your Windows" by Jazmine Sullivan, Damn it if you break my windows ima break you, thats all i have to say about that. And Females, dont think for a minute that your irraplacable either...... So you wanna be "Independent" Which is perfectly fine with me i support it 100% But if i offer you something and you say "No i dont need your help with that" dont be suprised if i dont jump at the oppurinity to help you with it later. "If you were a boy" then you would understand why we do the shit we do. Stop choosing to hang around guys that you know arent worth anything thinking you can change they ways and when you cant act like you didnt know it was gonna happen. Dont get me wrong I love Women, a few of my bestfriends are ladies but DAMN ya'll can be annoying and confusing. Ok now that thats out of the way, whats with women using sex and pregnancy for power? Why must girls do that shit? That shit aint funny, Mr. Houston and I will speak on that very very soon. Anyways im done for now.

And a few comments on the note:

"Nigga u are my role model lol"

"Now of course diffrent women want diffrent things but for the sake of this discussion I will be very basic with this. So women just want a puppet slave! Sounds funny but its true. They want him to do everything under the sun for them but they still wanna be able to do whatever they want whenever they want, while the man sits at home and waits."

"very insightful..."


..... O_o

I'm not saying shit. I'll let you ladies speak for me.

P.S.

Dear "Niggas": please DO NOT comment on this post. Especially if you've got some ignorant ass co-signing shit to say. Please believe that your comment will be devoured and then deleted.

Dear Fellas: if you'd like to show us ladies that you're not all dumb useless fucks, please, do try.