Sometimes I feel like such a fuddy duddy because I'm so out of the loop on today's slang. I just recently became aware of an acronym that is apparently common knowledge:
D.U.F.F.
I've heard this expression being thrown around alot lately, but I had no idea what the hell it meant. Eventually my curiousity get the best of me, and looked it up in my trusty Urban Dictionary. These were my findings:
D.U.F.F.=Designated Ugly Fat Friend
1.
Often in many large groups of women (usually adolecents) there will be a D.U.F.F. as a means to look better by comparison.
I only hang out with her becuase I need a D.U.F.F., otherwise, she'd be, so, history.
2.
The cock-blocking friend of the hot chick you're trying to hook up with, often the target of the wingman.
I was totally in with this chick and then her D.U.F.F. totally cock-blocked me! -or- I'll take her, while you distract her D.U.F.F.!
Who thought of this shit?
I did a little more research on the D.U.F.F. Theory and found this:
I wouldn't suggest watching the entire video because this negro is a total douche, but the first 30 seconds pretty much surmise the D.U.F.F. Theory.
Here's another video. According to this guy, every group has a D.U.F.F. Not just girls. I wouldn't suggest watching this in its entirety either. I didn't.
So anyway, my question is if there's anyone out there--guy or girl--who believes in this theory? I know you don't want to come off as a douchebag, but I'm curious. Do you have a D.U.F.F.? Or better yet, are you a D.U.F.F.?
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
What the D.U.F.F.???
Posted by Bloggal at 12:34 AM
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Honestly, if you need to associate with people who YOU think aren't as attractive as you to make yourself look better then: (a)you aren't that good looking (cause if you were you wouldn't need a cover) (b) you have shitty self esteem an (c)you are a huge douche bag lol. (not you).
All my friends are super pretty...i wouldn't have it any other way.
Co-signs with Jaded.
@ jada and jaded: agreed! this shit had me trippin. that's pretty messed up on the girls' end. you expect something like that from a guy, but...hmm.
i think this phenomenon is more present in white circles than in black. cause we all know their definition of 'fat' is quite different from ours.
lol @ jaded "you are a huge douchebag" haha
Lol, I never heard the term we just call them blockers.
uh huh, that's what i thought too lol
That is so sad and mean! I have cousins who are larger then normal i wonder if guys refer to them as a D.U.F.F when they play my body guard.....interesting.
wow I never heard of this but very interesting. I dont have a D.U.F.F and niether am I one D.U.F.F...
Thats just fcuked up to even consider a person as a D.U.F.F....SMH
I dont believe in this krazy mean theory
@ sexxy luv and toya: i know, this is incredibly mean. and that sad part is i actually HEAR guys say use the term. never heard a female use it though.
Ironically I was looking at someone's Halloween pics from last year and they were a D.U.F.F.! I was like WTF?!? lol
They had D.U.F.F. on their hat and shire with a bunch of beer cans around them. (Yes, they were white).
Funny you should write about this because I was wondering. Just never looked into it. Thanks! lol
@ teems: LMFAO!!! see, it's the white boys. they're the only ones i ever hear use it. lol funny coincidence.
@ qucifer: Yay! the first chick to own her D.U.F.F.ness. this is why i love you QQ.
but surely you're only a D.U.F.F. in the cockblocking sense cause you're not fat/ugly. gtfo of here if you say you're either or, bitch.
you draw your own conclusion I AM the biggest chick I hang with apparently AND I'm cunty AND I'm bitchy AND I pull dudes off of them
DUn DUN DUN!
SEE!
That's crazy. The things clear people come up with ...
(clear = term i learned at jaded's)
i get it, much more politically correct lol
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