Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Like a Boy

Most of my older readers know that, when Bloggal is sexually frustrated, the whooooollllllleeee world knows. Well, the blogworld at least. So, forgive me if the next few posts I make are sex obsessed, or a little too much information for your liking. But really, why should it be? We're all adults here, right?

I've just got a simple question for you guys and dolls.

How often do you think about sex?

Nearly every survey I've come across has given a statistic like, most guys think about sex once every seven seconds while women think of sex once every ninety minutes.

Whaaa? Is this for real? Truth be told, on a particularly hormonal day, I may think about sex once every three minutes or so. I'm not exactly sure what that says about me. I have a few theories: 1) the women used for these surveys were all dried up with tanking libidos or 2) I'm a big nympho with an irrepressible sex drive.

I don't want to get all feminstic (now that can't be a word) here, but I think women think about sex more often than they claim to. They just don't want to own up to it. Just like the whole oral sex thing. Only one friend of mine openly admits to doing it while all others swear that they would never. Pleeaaase. It's a chain reaction. If one girl denies she does it, everyone else will because nobody wants to be 'that girl' who does. Well, I have no problem saying, I enjoy pleasing my man (when I have one). If she's not being a hoe about it, going around giving it to any and everybody, why should any woman be ashamed about giving her significant other oral sex? I tell you about archaic thinkers....But I'm getting off topic here. Now, women may not think of it quite as often as our male counterparts, but I know I'm not the only one out there who replays my last sexual encounter with salacious anticipation of the next. Maybe it's because I'm sexually deprived at the moment, but sex is on my mind at least 60% of the day.

I just find it hard to believe that women don't think of sex more often than once every ninety minutes. But like I said, maybe it's just me. Ladies, do you all have sex on the brain as often as I do or am I really thinking like a boy when it comes to sex?


strangetimes said...

I think about sex every day. The only days that I don't think about sex, is when I am too ill or tired to think about anything but how ill or tired I am.

As to how often during the day, heck, we would need an exponent to figure out that calculation.

Tuotierugif >^..^<© said...

I think these surveys/statistics always try to make it seem like women aren't are sexually stimulated for some reason lol

Anonymous said...

I wish I COULD only think about sex once every 90 minutes.

For me, it's about once every 10 minutes on a normal day. On a horny day, I'm probably thinking of it every 3-5 minutes.

Who are these sad women with such low sex drives? Seriously. I don't know any.

G-Ron said...

Considering I am an 18 year old male, I can't really say too much. We get stereotyped all the time. And for good reason. I just find it, "refreshing" to find out that all womem aren't denying the truth about their sex drives. I don't know. Just a thought.


1/3 said...

LOL @ this post. Women definitely think about sex more often then 90 minutes. Its just that we are classy enough not to speak on it everytime we think about it.

YoungBlackBeauty said...

My sex drive is pretty low most of the time so yeah sex thoughts prolly come every 60 mins. BUT, if I had sexy time the night before it's on the brain all day.

Anonymous said...

I Call Bullshit!

I think/talk/have/am frustrated about/want more sex like every 5 seconds

I also watch too much porn (and not hardly ever normative boy/girl shit)

and if in a gathering bitches are REALLY going to start on that ridiculous I don't give head tip, I'd probably look em straight in the eye and say: "well, I hope you don't get dumped in this day and age homey"

Bloggal said...

@ tgif: they totally do. it's like, wtf? who are these broads they're polling?

@ skinny: thank you!! you feel meee!

@ g-ron: hell no, we're not denying our sex drives. it's some straight bull shit that women even feel like they need to in the first place.

@ 1/3: that's definitely true. if i twitted/blogged about sex as much as i thought of it, yall would think i was a trifilin ass nymph/oe.

@ ybb: so on point with the night before. it's hard to push sex out of my mind when i JUST got some.

@ qq: ooh mama, i knew i could count on you to keep it real! i love you all over for that.

Bloggal said...

@ strange times: i even think about sex when i'm sick and/or tired. sometimes more on those days...yep.

Charles said...

Every seven seconds? C'mon now...they tryna make us look like some sex crazed horn toads. Sex crosses my mind multiple times a day, even more when I'm with my girl, but never near that number. There's NO damn way any guy thinks about it 12342.85 times a day...yeah, I did the math...

strangetimes said...

LOL - I think I figured out how often I think of sex. Probably more than 200 times a day. I think that's a reasonable, conservative figure.

Anonymous said...

LOL @ Charles doing the math!!!

Too damn funny.

I think of sex a lot throughout the day... a lot... like more than I care to admit.


I care to admit it.

I can't really put a number on it, but I think about it the entire time I am at work, at school, at the gym, or anywhere else he is not. And then when I'm with him, his clothes must come off pronto...


Why'd you get me started?

s a s h a said...

aye please.

it dont matter boy or girl.

if you think about shex you think about it.

If your "danger zone" hasnt had some attention in a while and almost every plain thing you see turns you on.

It doesnt matter if your girl or guy.
Chu NEED IT!.. shit
girls just dont admit it lol.

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