Once again I'm distracted. I think I have a blogging addiction. Or maybe a homework aversion.
Anywhoo, time to be frank.
I'm horny. Ohhhh soooo horny. Today I had the whopping realization that it's been 5 months since I last had sex. 5 MONTHS! That's not cool, man.
What's a girl to do? I should of had sex with MK (aka Tony the Tiger) when I had the chance. Even though he was flaky as hell. Now I don't know the next time I'll get laid at all because I'm not dating anyone at school, and I don't intend to start.
Two reasons:
1) STDs are the latest fashion accessory here.
2) These boys wouldn't know discrection if it hit them in the face.
So, that leaves my odds of getting laid anytime soon, slim to none *sad face*.
That said, I want to know how you'd handle the situation. If you hadn't had sex in months, and you had the same restrcitions/concerns I have, what would you do?
16 comments:
dang me too stop, u git horse man excited not a good look lol
shit 5 months. I feel for you. I guess find someone who doesn't fit that criteria. Lol at STDs being accesories
hey girl, yea im pretty much in your same boat. good luck finding the answer to that. the one dude i would let get it has a GF so, go figure.
@ torrance: lmao...you're such a horntoad.
@ knowledge: yes, it's very depressing. i guess i just need to look harder, huh?
@ antithesis: same here, the only guy i'd do also has a girlfriend and i'm trying not to be a homewrecker...so, this is about to be a lonnnnge dry season lol.
Lmao @ them not knowing discretion…yeah babes, if I was sure my assistant knew discretion I’d have shagged him ages ago…
Ok..I will be checking here regularly for the replies to this post cos I need that answer more than you do…
love ur blog...
1st of all, i wanna say that ur reallyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy pretty. like ughhh u take poppin pics.
2nd, dont u have a vibrator lying around somewhere??!?!?!!!
-KB
@ afrobabe: lol, if i could answer that question, i'd tell you.
i've got plenty of guys i'd love to lay out here. but they've got 'girl lips'. dudes these days gossip more than females do.
@ karrie b: awww, thank you baby! and yes, i do have a vibrator but you know how that goes...they can't kiss OR cuddle:(
I'd strap down and invite a woman that I was familiar with, to dinner, a movie, and good conversation. Then afterwards I'd make my move. LOL.
In your case I think you might have to call some dude who won't tell his business, afterwards.
@ KB: too funny @ vibrator question.
Safe-sex is a must these days. No one is immune from having moments where we are more turned on than any other day, but it's great that you acknowledged the possible dangers that come with giving in to temptaion. With all that being said, (smile), I think that I would occupy myself with other things like school, work, a night out with the girls, etc., to kind of try and take my mind off of the raging hormones. I know you will make it!
Loving the new pic.....
I have no advice....since my way of dealing is pretty weak...TRRRRRRYYYY my hardest not to think about it...OR count how long it's been!
@ don: LOL i love your solution. unfortunately, the only guy i know who wouldn't tell his business is my ex simply because he's a cheater and he wouldn't wanna get caught.
@ kei: yeah, i'm trying to keep myself busy but at the end of the night it's kind of hard to ignore the call of nature, you know?
@ tom gurl: thanks chica! but you sound like me. try not to think of it(and fail). and count up the days i've been without lol.
The discretion bit simply killed me!!!
cause is true
after 5 months Id' probably sexually abuse somebody
HOWEVER if you must do a quick-one there are condoms, pills and dental dams, so GO TO TOWN, that's why you can't concentrate on shit!!
@ Q: lOl that's why i love you bitch! you tell it like it is.
but you ain't never lied--that probably is why i can't concentrate. i never thought of that.
Some women have a best friend especially for occasions like this. I like to call them the EDIG - Emergency Dick In a Glass. In case of emergency...
And the best thing about it is, he's a real friend, so he's not gonna put you out there bad.
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